THANK YOU SISTERS OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE for your committment to fun, safety, and political/social action throughout the years!
the HUNKY JESUS CONTEST was a RIOT OF FUN! Sunny afternoon in SAN FRANCISCO's DOLORES PARK. The hilarious event has been sponsored by the SISTERS OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE for over 34 years!
THOUSANDS of fun people came to have a great time in Dolores Park.
This year there were about 40 HUNKY JESUS CONTESTANTS cat-scratching for the HONOR of being thorn-crowned by the crowd's vote!
HOMEBOY JESUS, several amazing HUNKY JESUS, SAXY JESUS (yes, he played a sax), BLACK & WHITE JESUS, JESUS on a TORTILLIA (yes, a guy had a HUGE cardboard costume of a tortilla with a hole for his JESUS face to show through!), HONKY JESUS (tres white-trash), and yes, even a little 8-month old BABY JESUS...
It came down to a JESUS rumble with the top two contenders...
A muscle bound, long haired HUNKY JESUS who made the crowd swoon in approval of his HOT HOT BOD....
but the winner was....A very traditional JESUS who had a blow-up doll dressed exactly the same as his JESUSself, which was attached at the waist level.
This JESUS pretended to be rockin' BLOW-UP JESUS' butt muffin and when the SISTER OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE asked which JESUS was he???
"I'm JESUS F*KING CHRIST!"
and the crowd went into absolute roar of laughter and thunderous applause....
the winner of 2011 HUNKY JESUS CONTEST is "JESUS F. CHRIST"!
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