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A vinegar valentine aimed at printers.

Printer

Lead-colored claws, tobacco-stained jaws,
   Wretched Typo, you cram up your stick,
Drunk today to your sorrow, half sober tomorrow,
   And then swear you're a regular "brick."
Your foreman condemns how you count up your "ems,"
   How you "sub" it at half-price he likes,
But the editor only, at his desk groaning lonely,
   Damns you and your interminable "strikes."
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Dates
  • Taken: Feb 4, 2013
  • Uploaded: Feb 4, 2013
  • Updated: Feb 22, 2023