Sometimes I'm heavy on the eyeliner, but nothing like this girl. The truth is, we've got pandas here! She's a Sweetie really - I know because that's her name.

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No, I didn't really slip! I thought all my poses were maybe much the same so I tried for something completely different and rather silly.

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A funny thing happened on the way to the hilltop with Amanda. I brushed my hair aside and accidentally pulled off an earring. As you can see here, it is a big hoop so it rolled away down the hill. I expected it to stop soon but it did not so I had to dash down the path to catch it!

Fortunately I was wearing flats and not these heels, so I caught it and no harm was done. Has anyone else ever had to race an earring? Can we get Earring Racing into the 2016 Olympics?

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On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.

Okay, I didn't really go shopping, but when I found myself eating a scone on Wednesday the line seemed somehow appropriate. I hope at least one of you recognises it.

Don't mind that stuff in the background. It was left around by one of those guys who cuts down trees, eats his lunch, etc.

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According to the website pictriev, I am 100% female and my age is only 35. I am immensely flattered although one figure is a gross overestimate and the other a severe underestimate. It is delightful to see how many beautiful girls I resemble.

All this is scientifically evaluated from a photo of my face, or - to put it another way - it's pure guesswork because the results vary wildly.

Try it yourself:
www.pictriev.com/

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