it took a while, but phil finally admitted it had been quite some time since his last eye exam. sacrilege, i said, and immediately marched him off to the office, even though it was after hours. in retrospect, i probably should have billed him for an after hours visit, but i don't think i am on his insurance panel. for the most part, phil's exam was uneventful, but he did demostrate considerable difficulty differentiating between lens selections 1 or 2. such a birdbrain.

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biomicroscopy was not phil's favorite test. i can report however, at the risk of violating several HIPPA rules and regulations, that phil does not present with either cataracts or glaucoma.

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i had to drag him away from this one. something about disrupting the space, time continuum.

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contact lenses provided courtesy of johnson and johnson. phil's makeup and lighting provided by yours truly, itucker

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phil seems somewhat overwhelmed by our frame selection. having eyes on the side of your head makes this process substantially more challenging.

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