Segway rules the terra firma with their new 2008 x2-XXL (XXtra Large). Nicknamed the "x2 Kong" and is two and a half times the size of the current x2 off-road model offered by Segway. Here I am after a test drive from last summer's 2007 Segway Fest. I came in 3rd in the Stump Pulling Contest, — I can do better next year.

All it needs is a Warn winch, a trailer hitch, and a gun rack to make the x2 Kong complete! Sign me up!!

Segway's rules the terra firma! Though my TT Quattro is substantially more comfortable, just as much fun, and faster.

x2 XXL (Kong)
Enjoy the road less traveled with the Segway x2 XXL. It’s rugged, tough, and designed to take you places.

With the x2 XXL, you can chart your own course. Its innovative design moves you over a variety of terrain, be it the tall grass of the Serengeti ecosystem or the gravel and dunes in your favorite off road spot. Deeply treaded tires, scratch resistant fenders and higher ground clearance give you a smooth, stable ride, and the durability you’ve come to expect from Segway. And with the unmatched performance of Segway’s LeanSteer technology, your body will anticipate and conquer the trail ahead.


Based on a photo by *Tristan Savatier - www.playa-dust.com www.flickr.com/photos/loupiote/1362867945/ ( * I have written permission by Tristan Savatier to create a parody/satire altering "DSC00565 - burning man 2007 - Kid on Segway ©2007" )

[ The above photo is a Photoshop Parody/Satire manipulation - photo illustration for exaggerated comic effect. My Parody/Satire illustration, "terra firma... ", is not a commercial endorsement for Segway, nor do I represent Segway. My Photoshop version has been altered with my copyrighted images to create a new whole. ]

Self portrait in Photoshop.
Parody/Satire, 'terra firma |ˌfəːmə| - noun, dry land...' ©2007 JB Studio / Jeff Bürger.

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