So, My Dear ally and Henry...
I am happy to see you back, since that horrible Usurper Emperor Franz became a despot his thugs have been doing raids agains our border villages and towns...
...Luckily for us we have this great almost impassable desert between our realms!
No my Dear King Henry and your small army of Bums, feast un till you drop, here is chicken, (unfermented) grape-juice, Banananas and a specially prepared Soap-cake just for you my dear Henry...
...Oh yeah I forgot to mention, there was a meteor of human form landing here in the desert my med found his charred remains dressed in royal clothing and a crown....
...one of the men said it looked like the spitting image of the so called Emperor Franz, when you have feasted in god delicious food and have had a heavenly sleep, you will have to follow me to our morgue and identify his burnt corpse, then we will make up plans to how restore you to the throne you rightfully should rule from!
oh by the way did you like our specially made soap-cake?
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